neon-vagina:

The Hounds - The Protomen

neon-vagina:

The Hounds - The Protomen

slymoose:

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thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

castithann:

Not a lot of people are falling over themselves to be friends with Thor. They want to meet him, sure, get a picture of him, but anything beyond that seems beyond the reach of most people. Maybe it’s that he simply comes off as so out of place in the normal world, with his booming voice and muscles the size of small children. Putting a hoodie on an Asgardian doesn’t stop them from being, well, Asgardian. Or maybe it’s his tendency to get lost in cultural references, to misinterpret and be misinterpreted. Whatever it is, Thor doesn’t get invited to a lot of parties, no matter how friendly he is. And he is extraordinarily friendly. 

There are, however, a few exceptions to this rule. The first, of course, is Jane Foster and the odd little family of scientists she’s managed to gather. The second is Sam Wilson. 

Thor meets Sam a few days after Tony opens the new Avengers Tower. Jane’s been interviewed for a documentary on interstellar travel that’s going to air on PBS, and Thor is desperately trying to get the flatscreen TV Tony installed in the main rec room to work before it starts. The technology is antiquated and different than he’s used to, and he keeps mixing up the different remotes. He’s trying to order the television to reveal Jane’s film when someone else ambles into the room, talking on a cellular phone. 

"Mom, they’re the Avengers, I don’t think they want cookies," the stranger says, "No - don’t come ov - aw man." He holds the phone in his hand and shakes his head at it, not entirely angrily. Thor recognizes him as the Man With Wings who helped Steve Rogers during the disaster with SHIELD, except now he is without his wings. He sees Thor sitting on the floor surrounded by a pile of cords and remote controls, with the television flashing NO SIGNAL in front of him. Instead of laughing, he just smiles and puts his phone in his pocket. 

"Hey," he says, "Need a hand? I’m Sam." Thor smiles widely back and shakes Sam’s hand. 

"I would be grateful for any assistance," he replies. He hands Sam the scrap of paper Jane gave him with the title and time of the documentary written on it. Sam patiently shows him which remote he’s supposed to use, which button to press to get the correct input so the picture comes up. When the documentary comes on, he produces a bag of chips from his pocket and stays to watch, the two of them passing the snacks back and forth. Sam chatters to Thor about having wanted to be an astronaut when he was a kid, and how he might want to use "this whole Avenger thing" as a way to start an engineering camp for underserved kids. 

"You should speak to Jane," Thor tells him, "She runs a campaign for young Midgardian women who wish to study science." 

That gets them talking about Jane, and when she finally comes on screen to explain the Bifrost, both Sam and Thor applaud. 

"Woohoo! Go Doc Foster!" Sam cheers. 

Sam asks Thor questions (“So…do you guys have music in Asgard? What does it sound like?” “Have you ever been on a roller coaster?”), and after a while Thor starts to feel okay about asking Sam questions, too (“What does the Lady Darcy mean when she says ‘swag’?”). 

Thor decides that he likes this Son of Wil, the Man With Wings. He never gets impatient, or seems to think Thor is stupid, and when he laughs at something Thor says, Thor doesn’t feel left out of the joke. 

By the time the documentary is over, Sam gets a text from his mother telling him she’s arrived with cookies. 

Thor eats at least half of them. 

cuteness-daily:

Kuro The Cat Appreciation Post!

kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com 

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

girlsbydaylight:

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.  I DID NOT EDIT THIS TO APPEAR MORE SUGGESTIVE THAN IT ACTUALLY WAS.  You do have to take into account that Ami’s blushing happens after she has that flash of the Silver Millennium and that’s part of it, but Usagi’s reaction is ALL ABOUT AMI.

SHE SEES A CUTE GIRL BLUSHING AND BLUSHES HERSELF AND THINKS SHE’S KINDA CUTE AND THEN INTRODUCES THEM AND SAYS THAT LUNA’S HER CAT AND SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY.

THIS IS A TEXTBOOK LEVEL MEET CUTE.  RIGHT DOWN TO THE BRUSHING OF HANDS THAT MAKES AMI ~*FEEL THINGS*~ AND, NO, THEY’RE NOT ACTUALLY CANON OR ANYTHING, USAGI LEGITIMATELY LOVES MAMORU MOST OF ALL, BUT I AM ENTIRELY SERIOUS

YOU WILL PRY THIS AS A MEET CUTE OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT FUCKING IS.  AND I LOVE THAT IT’S WITH THE MAIN HEROINE, SHE LIKES BOYS AND GIRLS BOTH, THAT MEANS THE FUCKING WORLD TO ME, YOU GUYS.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH